THERE IS A POLAR BEAR QUICKLY AMBLING TOWARDS ME OH MY HEART
lol our society is so structured on binaries that people think cats are the opposite of dogs
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we also regard dogs as “masculine” and cats as “feminine” to the point that it’s “weird” for men to love cats, women and gay men are stereotyped as liking cats, and creepiest of all, cats are stereotyped as “sexy” animals
humanity is seriously so creepy and fucked up
where’s the fast forward button?
Tip for meat-eaters
Eating animals = killing animals 💀
Killing animals = not caring about animals 💔
Tell us again how much you care about animals.
If killing animals means not caring about them, why do you kill over 90% of all animals in your care?
Tell us again how much you care about animals.
^^^^^
This
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT
RIGHT so when I started my sociology course in college, my teacher stated us off with
‘well I guess we have to do icebreakers. i’m Jon, and I fear bears. why do I fear bears? because bears can run at 30 miles per hour and Chester Zoo is 30 miles away. that means a bear can be outside this door in an hour. why would a bear be here? because they can smell fear and I fear them.’
RIGHT so when I started my sociology course in college, my teacher stated us off with
‘well I guess we have to do icebreakers. i’m Jon, and I fear bears. why do I fear bears? because bears can run at 30 miles per hour and Chester Zoo is 30 miles away. that means a bear can be outside this door in an hour. why would a bear be here? because they can smell fear and I fear them.’
RIGHT so when I started my sociology course in college, my teacher stated us off with
‘well I guess we have to do icebreakers. i’m Jon, and I fear bears. why do I fear bears? because bears can run at 30 miles per hour and Chester Zoo is 30 miles away. that means a bear can be outside this door in an hour. why would a bear be here? because they can smell fear and I fear them.’
I JSUT REMEMBERED THE “WHERES THE BABIES” VIDEO AND I NEED TO WATCH IT AGAIN
RIGHT
FUCKING
NOW
i wish i could say “where’s the babies” to summon several tiny mewing blobs to climb on me
BABIES, WHERE’S THE BABIES
BABIES
THOSE TINY LITTLE MEOWS OH MY GOSH SO PRECIOUS
THE BABIES ALL THINK THEIR NAME IS “BABIES”
"Where are the beebies?"
"*mew*"
"Beebies!"
"Mew!"
I can’t stop watching this video please help
Anonymous asked:
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
the-kellin-under-the-vic answered:
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby
- Me, a menstruater: Why must you constantly prep for babies? Can't you just wait until after we decide we want babies?
- Uterus (now with magical eye, hip flask, and peg leg): CONSTANT VIGILANCE!
youd think horses were one of those animals that has horrible health due to humans breeding unhealthy animals to achieve a certain look but no they really are just naturally that fucked up
horses’ lungs bleed when they run at a certain speed
if their diet is too rich / low in selenium their hooves fall off
excuse me
The reason they have such poor health outcomes after breaking or otherwise injuring their legs is because their legs are actually hyper-specialized fingers; and as in human fingers, there is very little muscle supporting the bone, just a lot of cartilage and tendons and whatnot. You’d think an animal that literally evolved to run away to avoid being eaten would have ALSO evolved sturdier running appendages, but…
I fucking hate this post, it’s 1 AM I don’t want to know that horse legs are giant fucking fingers